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Everybody Loves Chowder

by Glenn Case

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Written and recorded in around 3 hours for Cards Against Humanity. They wrote some of the lyrics.

This song took the top prize of $10,000! That makes this my most profitable song to date, and likely the most profitable song I will ever have.

I cleaned up the audio a bit, including making the kazoo solo more even in the mix. The one super loud kazoo in my winning entry was a mistake that happened during video editing. All other mistakes related to performance were kept in there to be an accurate representation of what I made during the 3 hour window.

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On cold winter days I was never much for soup
Give me hot cocoa and some time, and I'll regroup
Oh I was ignorant
It's something that you won't hear me dispute

As it turned out there was a soup I hadn't tried
I took a chance and my eyes were opened wide
Oh chowder, I've been missing out
Where have you been for all my life

Open wide, it’s time for CHOWDER
Chunky soup with cream and powder
Nothing’s ever made me prouder
Than your thick, nasty chowder
Jambalaya’s NOT a chowder
Lobster bisque, is that a chowder?
Who gives a shit, just say it louder!
Louder! Chowder! LOUDER! CHOWDER!
Everybody loves chowder!

Are you human if it doesn't win you over?
If chowder were a city, I'd be the comptroller
Rewarding excellence in chowder
'Til my life is over

I wish there was a way I could communicate
How well it even goes with sandwiches or steak
The whole world needs to know
Brace yourselves: CHOWDER'S FUCKING GREAT

Open wide, it’s time for CHOWDER
Chunky soup with cream and powder
Nothing’s ever made me prouder
Than your thick, nasty chowder
Jambalaya’s NOT a chowder
Lobster bisque, is that a chowder?
Who gives a shit, just say it louder!
Louder! Chowder! LOUDER! CHOWDER!
Everybody loves chowder!

[Kazoo solo]

Open wide, it’s time for CHOWDER
Chunky soup with cream and powder
Nothing’s ever made me prouder
Than your thick, nasty chowder
Jambalaya’s NOT a chowder
Lobster bisque, is that a chowder?
Who gives a shit, just say it louder!
Louder! Chowder! LOUDER! CHOWDER!
Everybody loves chowder!

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released December 1, 2021
Cards Against Humanity - Some of the lyrics
Glenn Case - Everything else

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Glenn Case Spokane, Washington

I write music.

I listen to music.

I genuinely just love music.

I have a song available in "Rock Band" and that makes me smile.

Yeah, I'm the guy who did the soundtrack for "The New Adventures of Captain S".

I probably release too many albums, but I do attempt to find a good balance between quality and quantity.

Thank you.
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